"How the Media Failed Women in 2013," courtesy of Miss Representation. This is mind-boggling and you must watch it right now.
one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will
my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000
I went to go take a shower and there’s a goddamn frozen turkey floating in the tub I fucking hate Thanksgiving
I WAS JUST ABSENTMINDEDLY RUNNING MY PEN OVER MY JEANS WHILE TALKING TO MY TEACHER AND I DIDN’T REALISE IT WAS OPEN HELP I FUCKED UP
The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film.
"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries! It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."
that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop
literally 90% of white girl jokes are made by white boys
what makes you think you and your adidas flip flops with socks have any room to talk
GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief